Ecuadorian-American Hero Seeks Team

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Ecuadorian-American Hero Seeks Team

Post by kirk » August 2013

Hello all, my name is Alex. You may know me by my video gaming alias, "kirk." But enough about me, I'm here to talk to you about a special opportunity to pick up new agent, Leroy "ob" Lopez, author of 40s in My Hand and on the Scoreboard. For those of who you don't know Leroy, which is probably a great many of you (losers), let's review just who he is.

First off, he recruited me to join his CAL-open team in 2004, which was my first real competitive team. For that, you all owe him your gratitude, because without him, I would not be here today. On behalf of the remaining DoD community: thank you, Leroy, thank you.

Moving on, Leroy has held an illustrious career playing with pretty much the same people for the entirety of this career. You may know some of the renditions of this team as rise, ghost, noLuck, and 50cal. He has played in every level of CAL, CEVO-p, and all levels of TPG. His resiliency can be illustrated by the fact that he played with willeh for years. Can you imagine the kind of mental fortitude required to sit in a vent with willeh for years on end? Leroy can, and you better believe he's a stronger man for it.

Speaking of resiliency, did you know that the legendary emotional breakdown by none other than coL|chaos stemmed from chaos' LAN team getting spanked by Leroy's LAN team at w2z? That's right. Leroy Lopez, with the help of Craig "jackson" Young, made coL|chaos cry. Leroy's response to this occurrence: "I don't know, chaos is crying...he just wants it his way."

You can see Leroy fragging hard from 2:10 - 2:45 in the following video:



Finally, if you are not convinced by all of this, then know that Joe Biden approves of Leroy and believes that you should pick him up for your open/main team immediately.











































































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(^^ actually Leroy)

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Post by acetamino » August 2013

Does he know TPG is running a client now?

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Post by Theworst » August 2013

Jacksons falling 2k garand on railroad2.

Forgot about that.

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Post by hatemakerr » August 2013

If I'm posting, it's got to be something.

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Post by kirk » August 2013

OP revision:

Christian Hatmaker, author of From CAL-Main to CAL-Lecting Women, reminded me that he is the technical "author" of 40s in My Hand and on the Scoreboard, and that Leroy is actually the protagonist.

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Post by SpoonIsBad » August 2013

I thought Chrstn Htmkr wrote From CAL-Main to Lactating Women?

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Post by kirk » August 2013

SpoonIsBad wrote:I thought Chrstn Htmkr wrote From CAL-Main to Lactating Women?

Sounds more like a Will Ward project given his once-affinity for the alias "Cambodian breast milk"

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Post by SpoonIsBad » August 2013

kirk wrote:
SpoonIsBad wrote:I thought Chrstn Htmkr wrote From CAL-Main to Lactating Women?

Sounds more like a Will Ward project given his once-affinity for the alias "Cambodian breast milk"


You're right, I stand corrected.

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Post by joeledmunds » August 2013

You forgot Leroy's greatest achievement.

Turning AlexKirk into a somebody. He pretty much made you.

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Post by joeledmunds » August 2013

You kind of pointed that out. I just like my words better.

Also Leroy is the best heavy so don't pick him up.

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Post by akiro » August 2013

Deadbolt?

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Post by kirk » August 2013

I remember, once upon a day, when jules winnfield feared heavying against Leroy Lopez. Probably about as much as Austin feared heavying against jules winnfield last season, only more.

True story.

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Post by Beast » August 2013

games dump lets go play silkroad

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Post by kirk » August 2013

Beast wrote:games dump lets go play silkroad

Says the kid who was cut from Eximius for being too blatant.

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Post by SpoonIsBad » August 2013

Beast wrote:games dump lets go play silkroad


B Rowdy take ur shirt off

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Post by nunz » August 2013

38th is looking pm spider or me

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Post by moosh » August 2013

Tell Leroy to get his fucking ESWS.

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Post by Jstampz » August 2013

LEROY LOPEZ?

Is Craig looking too?


With those 2 we can actually have the real "soul!"


OR Soggy Bottum Boyz?


Alex Kirk you've done well my friend.
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Post by ComptonAssTony » August 2013

Leroy is one hell of a model Ecuadorian-American. Also note the pause in the xmvc vod linked is my part. Kirk, only you know how to make a brown man blush!

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Post by k4b00m » August 2013

I have a video of leroy at w2z somewhere on my external hard drive. I'll find it tomorrow and post it!

EDIT: Can't find it :(

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Post by ohhhhbeeee » August 2013

moosh wrote:Tell Leroy to get his fucking ESWS.


I got my ESWS a couple of days after the VP visit. :)

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Post by british » August 2013

Whats up leroy i played with you on nL with willeh haphazard and iorio

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Post by stile » August 2013

pick this guy up.

also, 6:45 my prom picture lulz.

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Post by ao_ » August 2013

Nice, Biden has even got a baseball cap on.

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