Polak is moving to the UAE

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Polak is moving to the UAE

Post by Polak » January 2013

Dear DoD community,

Recently I have finally graduated college after a long 7 years for my Electrical Engineering degree.
I just landed a design job that will be flying me out to Abu Dhabi for sometime in March.
I am getting a gigantic two bed room apartment all to myself that comes with a maid o.o
I wish to extend my place to any if you if you find yourself there for a Formula 1 race or just trying to travel to a different part of the world. I'm also a 20 min car ride from Dubai! So yeah, I hope you guys are proud.

I love you all and I hope one of you visit me,

Rob

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Post by ward » January 2013

Been there twice. Expensive as fuck and a strict Islamic country. The mall does have a ski resort though.

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Post by Gorillabc » January 2013

You do realize nobody cares, right?

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Post by joeledmunds » January 2013

You should find CAL while you're over there.

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Post by nunz » January 2013

joeledmunds wrote:You should find CAL while you're over there.


best response. gl polak

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Post by Polak » January 2013

moosh wrote:in what dimension is abu dhabi 20 minutes from dubai?


Woah I ment 2 hours :) and thank you nunz

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Post by scorch- » January 2013

moosh wrote:in what dimension is abu dhabi 20 minutes from dubai?


Polak is having real issues with the metric system

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Post by cassinoroyale » January 2013

lmao have a safe trip

you'd better update your okcupid thingie as well

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Post by mogers » January 2013

Best thread responses I've seen in a while. Laughing hysterically. Throwing out rep everywhere.

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Post by squatta » January 2013

Remember to kiss dudes on the nose when you meet them, but don't cup a feel cause they'll give you the death penalty.

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Post by mike » January 2013

Make sure to marry at least 3 girls

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Post by Polak » January 2013

mogers wrote:Best thread responses I've seen in a while. Laughing hysterically. Throwing out rep everywhere.


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Post by scorch- » January 2013

I also rate threads by the metric punne.

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Post by knockout » January 2013

Finally, a pun in this thread.

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Post by knockout » January 2013

So much potential wasted in this thread.

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Post by Sp3c-BuLLeT » January 2013

ward wrote:Been there twice. Expensive as fuck and a strict Islamic country. The mall does have a ski resort though.


Actually by comparison it is fairly liberal. You are required to pull over for the call to prayer though.

Anyway congratulations Polak! That's really cool.

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Sp3c-BuLLeT wrote:
ward wrote:Been there twice. Expensive as fuck and a strict Islamic country. The mall does have a ski resort though.


Actually by comparison it is fairly liberal. You are required to pull over for the call to prayer though.

Anyway congratulations Polak! That's really cool.


I consider any country that requires their women to be dressed in a full veil "strict." Doesn't sound liberal to me.

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Post by squatta » January 2013

I wish Rism was around for threads like these.

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Post by avenger » January 2013

oh god lol.

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Post by squatta » January 2013

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Post by Polak » January 2013

Jesus Sears do you just look at my okcupid profile every day or something? There has to be a vent gag I know it!

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