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DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Post by hatemakerr » June 2013

-Why are you married?
-When did you get married?
-Any pictures of the ceremony?
-Why wasn't I invited?
-Who was your best man?
-Why wasn't I invited?


Get back to me. I'd ask you in person but you do go to bed at 8pm.

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Post by mike » June 2013

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Post by joeledmunds » June 2013

hatemakerr wrote:-Why are you married?
-When did you get married?
-Any pictures of the ceremony?
-Why wasn't I invited?
-Who was your best man?
-Why wasn't I invited?


Get back to me. I'd ask you in person but you do go to bed at 8pm.

You FF'd our coin toss to determine who got to be best man and who was banned from attending. It was a beautiful day.

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Post by stealthlol » June 2013

joeledmunds wrote:
hatemakerr wrote:-Why are you married?
-When did you get married?
-Any pictures of the ceremony?
-Why wasn't I invited?
-Who was your best man?
-Why wasn't I invited?


Get back to me. I'd ask you in person but you do go to bed at 8pm.

You FF'd our coin toss to determine who got to be best man and who was banned from attending. It was a beautiful day.

The secret is out.

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Post by kirk » June 2013

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Post by stile » June 2013

Congrats stealth. May you have many blessed years!!

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Post by hatemakerr » June 2013

stealthlol wrote:
joeledmunds wrote:
hatemakerr wrote:-Why are you married?
-When did you get married?
-Any pictures of the ceremony?
-Why wasn't I invited?
-Who was your best man?
-Why wasn't I invited?


Get back to me. I'd ask you in person but you do go to bed at 8pm.

You FF'd our coin toss to determine who got to be best man and who was banned from attending. It was a beautiful day.

The secret is out.


Waiting on questions being answered/pictures being posted.

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Post by stealthlol » June 2013

I think the better question is how did it take a year for these questions to surface? Disappear from the internet much?!

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Post by kirk » June 2013

stealthlol wrote:I think the better question is how did it take a year for these questions to surface? Disappear from the internet much?!

Chrstn and I were reminiscing in vent at 1 am or something, we talk about the need for a "Where Are They Now?" segment exploring where the xmvc members are today in our respective lives, I mention that you are married, he freaks out.

"Kevin Gardner is married and my life is in shambles." - Chrstn "hatemaker_" Hatmaker

^^Exact quote.

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Post by hatemakerr » June 2013

Well I thought I'd get an invite to attend. So I was pretty hurt.

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Post by kirk » June 2013

hatemakerr wrote:Well I thought I'd get an invite to attend. So I was pretty hurt.

I'm going to take care of this by banning Kevin from the xmvc. To make this punishment more severe, he will be replaced by Kicken55, and I will be contacting Bobson to edit the xmvc movie so Kevin's segment is omitted.

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Post by stealthlol » June 2013

kirk wrote:
hatemakerr wrote:Well I thought I'd get an invite to attend. So I was pretty hurt.

I'm going to take care of this by banning Kevin from the xmvc. To make this punishment more severe, he will be replaced by Kicken55, and I will be contacting Bobson to edit the xmvc movie so Kevin's segment is omitted.

I was the first official donater to xmvc. This is egregious. EGREGIOUS.

I was filling out your invitation, Christian, when my wife told me no warlocks allowed. I suggested she taste the steel but that got me nowhere.

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Post by kirk » June 2013

stealthlol wrote:I was the first official donater to xmvc. This is egregious. EGREGIOUS.

Sorry, but sending me $5 something like 8 years ago won't get you out of this.

I was filling out your invitation, Christian, when my wife told me no warlocks allowed. I suggested she taste the steel but that got me nowhere.

This is how I can tell you are lying; no one can deny tasting chrstn's steel.

Wait wut?

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Post by jmny » June 2013

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This has been my desktop background for the past year.

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Post by kirk » June 2013

jmny wrote:This has been my desktop background for the past year.

Top 5 1911 post.

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Post by stealthlol » June 2013

kirk wrote:
stealthlol wrote:I was the first official donater to xmvc. This is egregious. EGREGIOUS.

Sorry, but sending me $5 something like 8 years ago won't get you out of this.

It was $10 and I was, what, 13? I think it's all that counts.

jmny wrote:This has been my desktop background for the past year.

I suggested that picture to the photographer with, "I need something that will really make Andrew happy." To which she replied LoLuJiMiNy?

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Post by hatemakerr » June 2013

kirk wrote:
hatemakerr wrote:Well I thought I'd get an invite to attend. So I was pretty hurt.

I'm going to take care of this by banning Kevin from the xmvc. To make this punishment more severe, he will be replaced by Kicken55, and I will be contacting Bobson to edit the xmvc movie so Kevin's segment is omitted.




Kevin is married, kicken55 is liked, itsamario isn't online 24/7....

2013 is scary.

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Post by hatemakerr » June 2013

Hey Dennis!

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Post by St|ck » June 2013

Hey Christian!

What's the xm vent info?

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Post by kirk » June 2013

St|ck wrote:Hey Christian!

What's the xm vent info?

xmvc.vent.nfoservers.com // 12560 // allmyfriends

Pls come. We miss you. Even if you choke on CAL-m harrington finals going long with phox.

NO I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN.

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Post by stealthlol » June 2013

kirk wrote:
St|ck wrote:Hey Christian!

What's the xm vent info?

xmvc.vent.nfoservers.com // 12560 // allmyfriends

Pls come. We miss you. Even if you choke on CAL-m harrington finals going long with phox.

NO I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN.

Worst long team ever.

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Post by St|ck » June 2013

I only sucked that game because I was playing hurt from all that carrying I did throughout the season.

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Post by kirk » June 2013

St|ck wrote:I only sucked that game because I was playing hurt from all that carrying I did throughout the season.

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